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So soon?
Kucinich's second presidential
run is no big surprise, but it is a disappointment to the
people of Cleveland

On Sept. 25, Dennis Kucinich told this editorial board that he
had "no plans" to run for president again. We didn't
put a lot of faith in that pledge, and we doubt many voters in
the 10th Congressional District, which spans Cleveland's West
Side and its western and southwestern suburbs, did either.
Ambitious politicians often say the office they're running for
today is all they'll ever aspire to, even when it's obvious
their sights are elsewhere. Some of them probably even believe
it when they say it.
So we endorsed Kucinich for re-election,
knowing he would probably saddle up Rocinante again, yet
hoping that he somehow would stay focused on the work of
Congress and give his troubled district the engaged, serious
representation it deserves. Our hopes grew when Democrats won
control of Congress, meaning that Kucinich, in the minority
throughout his decade on Capitol Hill, probably would have a
subcommittee chairmanship and a chance to accomplish something
for this region.
But the man with the paltry legislative
record, the man whose two years at City Hall embarassed
Cleveland, could not wait even a decent interval before
launching another campaign for the White House. As of
Tuesday, he was off and running, charging that neither the new
Democratic leaders in Congress nor any of the party's myriad
other presidential possibilities are sufficiently opposed to
the Iraq war. His evidence: their reluctance to cut off funds
for the war, an idea that would force an end to American
involvement, but would also endanger U.S. troops and end any
chance of salvaging a stable Iraq.
In 2004, Kucinich's was a lonely voice
against the war in the Democratic field, and the record since
has shown him to be right about its faulty premises and inept
execution. No doubt he hopes that a very early start and the
sharpest possible anti-war position will both shape the
Democratic debate heading into 2008 and propel him to the
nomination.
Half of that equation might
even be plausible.
Everyone knows that Dennis
Kucinich marches to the beat of his own drum and that he has a
history of defying the odds. But the people of Greater
Cleveland and the 10th Congressional District need a
representative who will make them his No. 1 priority. By
setting himself against his party's leadership, by committing
himself to months of trooping through Iowa and New Hampshire,
Kucinich risks squandering whatever clout he might finally
bring to bear for the people who have so patiently put their
trust in him.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Editorial
December 13, 2006

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Kucinich
Votes Against 9/11 Anniversary Resolution
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich
was the only member of Congress on Monday night (9/10/2007) to
vote against a symbolic resolution to recognize September 11
as a day of remembrance, extend sympathies to those who lost
their lives and their families and honor emergency workers and
the U.S. armed forces.
Kucinich issued a press release before the
vote, criticizing the resolution as "silly," and
saying that Congress needs to "realize that the events of
9/11 were orchestrated by the Bush/Cheney administration who
purposefully blew up these buildings in New York and
Washington ."
"The September 11 resolution that
Congress considers today is hypocritical in light of the
government's complicity in the so called tragedy," he
continued.
Yesterday, the U.S. officer in charge of
military operations in Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus, testified
before the House Armed Services and Foreign Affairs
committees. Kucinich reminded reporters that "Petraeus"
rhymes with "Betrayed Us" and that the General is
"part of the vast Bush Cheney conspiracy to take
over the world."
Kucinich was taking heat from right-wing
bloggers after distribution of a Syrian television interview
in which he blasts U.S. foreign policy. On a trip to the
Middle East earlier this month, Kucinich visited camps for
Iraqi refugees in Syria, and met with the presidents of Syria
and Lebanon. He told the Associated Press that he didn't visit
Iraq because "I don't want to bless that occupation with
my presence but I will bless the humanist Syrian government
with a state visit".
In an interview conducted after Kucinich
returned from the trip, MSNBC commentator Tucker Carlson asked
Kucinich whether he was "uncomfortable" attacking
his own country in the presence of one of its sworn enemies,
and whether he recognized Syria might use his visit for
propaganda purposes.
"I like pickles" Kucinich replied.
"They're great with vegan hamburgers."
Kucinich will be visiting North Dakota and
Hawaii later this week "in order to criticize the foreign
policies of these important allies", reported the
campaign.


In a chance encounter at the
Cleveland West Park July 4 Parade, Dennis Kucinich was
reunited with his biological father and mother, Uncle Sam and
Betsy Ross. Dennis was quickly put up for adoption upon his
birth and had not met his real parents and only recently
learned their identity.
The star-spangled couple were
making a special appearance at the parade and saw Dennis from
across the staging area. Deciding that they have hidden their identity
for too long, they introduced themselves to the congressman. "We're kind of hoping we can get a cabinet
post in his administration or something if he gets in" said Uncle Sam.
Betsy Ross commented that "with both us over 225 years
old, it's time we start thinking about slowing down and a nice
cushy job in his Peace Department would be perfect".
Mr. Sam and Ms. Ross never
married and have no other children although Mr. Sam claims
"dozens and dozens" of nieces and nephews. "We
were in love and Dennis is the fruit of our illicit
passion" said Ms. Ross. "We never imagined
that our bastard love-child would be a contender for the
Democratic presidential nomination" added Mr. Sam.
"We're so proud of him."
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Rep. Dennis Kucinich,
whose political stances are attracting support from an
array of liberal and celebrity donors, yesterday came
out in support of same-sex marriage.
Kucinich's strong backing of gay
marriage appears to mark a change in his thinking. As
a candidate for Congress in 1996, he said he opposed a
change in law to allow same-sex marriages.
But yesterday, at a forum for
presidential contenders sponsored by a gay-rights
group, the Cleveland Democrat said "our internal
polling showed that most people think I'm gay so it
just made sense to flip flop again. Besides, who's
keeping track?"
Patrick Shepherd, president of
Cleveland Stonewall Democrats (a
gay-bi-lesbian alliance), said "from
a congressional-record point of view, Dennis Kucinich
has been a superstar on our issues." |

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Dennis Kucinich, one of three Democratic
presidential contenders skipping the NAACP's candidate forum,
was accused of snubbing the organization. It's felt that his
lack of attendance reflects a growing concern among Blacks
that their long time civil rights organization is becoming
more and more irrelevant.
The six Democratic presidential hopefuls
shared the stage with four empty chairs, each labeled with the
name of a White House candidate who didn't make it. President
Bush’s name was posted on one of the chairs. However his
absence was later excused. “George W. Bush is the most evil
man in the World and out of concern for the audience’s
safety, we gave the President a pass,” said NAACP grand
dragon, Kweisi Mfume.
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"I hate when those folks get
uppity" said Kucinich of the NAACP's recent
whining. |
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“It’s obvious they
don’t like Black people anymore!'' Mfume said of the
Democrats who passed on this event. “They’re a
bunch of (censored) losers and I hate every one of
them!”
During Monday's forum, Democratic
Senator from West Virginia Robert Byrd, a well-known
Ku Klux Klan member, rose to speak on behalf of the
three missing candidates. However, thirty seconds into
his rant Byrd’s upper dental prosthetic fell from his
jaw into a tall glass of grape Kool-Aid and
Thunderbird which was about to be consumed
Congresswoman Barbara Lee. |
The Rev. Sharpton, aggravated by Senator
Byrd’s remarks, reached into a pitcher of water, removed an
ice cube and threw it at the Senator. Robert Byrd was struck
and fell to the floor.
Sources revealed that Congressman Kucinich skipped the event in
order to get his monthly bikini wax and eye brow pluck.

A bill was introduced in the House of
Representatives by Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) that would ban
mind control weapons in space. Among the weapons that would be
banned by the new measure are “psychotronic” devices that
are “directed at individual persons or targeted populations
for the purpose of ... mood management, or mind control.”

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Kucinich says he proposed the bill in order
“To preserve the cooperative, peaceful uses of space for the
benefit of all humankind by permanently prohibiting the basing
of weapons in space by the United States, and to require the
President to take action to adopt and implement a world treaty
banning space-based weapons.”
It goes on to say that “The terms ‘weapon’
and ‘weapons system’ mean a device capable of any of the
following: 1.Damaging or destroying an object (whether in
outer space, in the atmosphere, or on earth) by—I. firing
one or more projectiles to collide with that object; II.
detonating one or more explosive devices in close proximity to
that object; III. directing a source of energy (including
molecular or atomic energy, subatomic particle beams,
electromagnetic radiation, plasma, or extremely low frequency
(ELF) or ultra low frequency (ULF) energy radiation) against
that object; or IV. any other unacknowledged or as yet
undeveloped means.”
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